It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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