So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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