i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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