Got a toothbrush?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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