quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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