i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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