quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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