Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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