The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Congratulations! We have a period
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