Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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