I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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