How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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