I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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