so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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