we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We left the knife in your bed.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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