Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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