so that wasnt chicken after all
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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