if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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