i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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