talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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