They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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