I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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