Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
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tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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