Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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