Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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