so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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