I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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