i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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