She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
this hospital has no fireball
I want to fling myself into the sun
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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