Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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