It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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