At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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