i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Holy shit dude........stairs
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