Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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