I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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