you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Duck Duck Cougar?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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