Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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