all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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