ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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