Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
they need to just BURY HIM!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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