I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
it's like heaven, but drunker
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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