He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
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I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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