its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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