Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Banned from zoo.
Again?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Randomize