Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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