in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Too much gin, very little bucket
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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