we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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