I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Do you have feelings for this penis?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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