you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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