Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I touched a dick in church today
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