Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
