I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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