I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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